We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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