It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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