I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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