I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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