So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
