Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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