Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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