I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize