I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
