Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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