We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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