someone threw a dead crab at me
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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