therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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