I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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