Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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