real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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