i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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