whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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