we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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