Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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