why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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