what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Sober January is a disaster.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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