i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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