Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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