I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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