I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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