is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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