FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
