So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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