I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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