This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
