would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
