We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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