Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
