Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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