drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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