Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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