How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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