We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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