his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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