Where did you get a picture of my penis
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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