hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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