im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She's the barista slut.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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