so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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