I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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