But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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