Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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