Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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