physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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