why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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