im drinking this country out of the recession.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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