Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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