i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
