butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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